Instructions
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How to use Soothe by BootyMD
Directions: Use provided scoop to put a tiny amount of ointment on finger or toilet paper and place on booty-hole area (booty-hole: anal area that passes stool). Use up to four times a day or as needed. May be used before and after bowel movements, as long as booty-hole area is clean and dry. For external use only. For detailed instructions on correctly cleaning the booty-hole area, visit the Blog at BootyMD.org. Store in cool, dry place.
Made from Natural Plant-Based Ingredients
Ingredients: Olive Oil (Olea Europea), Beeswax (Cera Alba), Diglycerin Ester of Isostearic, Stearic and Adipic Acids, Jojoba Oil (Simmondsia Chinensis), Rose Hip Oil (Rosa Rubiginosa), Lavender Oil (Lavandula Latifolia), Sea Buckthorn (Hippophae Rhamnoides), Calendula Oil (Calendula Officinalis), Vitamin E (Tocopherol).
Formulated by a Surgeon
Uses: Soothing and effective relief for booty-hole problems like hemorrhoids, irritation, soreness, aching, itching, and burning. Promotes prevention of booty-hole problems. Perfect for daily moisturizing (lip balm for your booty-hole). If problems persist for more than 7 days, consult a physician who specializes in booty-hole problems.