Soothe By BootyMD

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Formulated by a surgeon because she couldn’t find anything good enough to recommend to her own patients and loved ones. Soothe by BootyMD is a plant-based booty-hole butter that moisturizes, protects, and promotes healing. Think of it as lip balm for your anus.

Soothe by BootyMD. We’ve got your booty-hole covered.

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Soothe by BootyMD
Luxury Skincare for your Booty-Hole

Your booty-hole deserves better! Soothe by BootyMD— a surgeon-formulated, plant-based booty-hole butter designed to moisturize, protect, and promote soothing relief where you need it most. Soothe by BootyMD. We’ve got your booty-hole covered.

Why Your Booty-Hole Needs Skincare

Here’s something most people don’t know: the skin around your booty-hole is actually most similar to the skin of your lips. It’s delicate, thin, and lacks oil glands — which means it can’t moisturize itself. Just like your lips, it’s prone to dryness, irritation, cracking, and sensitivity, especially with the daily wear and tear it endures. Good skincare isn’t a luxury here. It’s just good sense.

Why Soothe Exists

As a surgeon and founder of BootyMD, Dr. Tejirian looked at every ointment and balm on the market and couldn’t find a single one she would recommend to her loved ones — or use herself. So with the help of skin care scientists, she made one. After 10 years of formulations and testing, the final formula was born, made with plant-based ingredients to nourish and protect this uniquely delicate skin, every day. Because your booty-hole works hard, and it deserves the best care.

Think of it as lip balm for your anus. Your lips need it. Your booty-hole does too.

What Can Soothe Help With?

Soothe was designed for daily use and targeted relief, including:

  • Hemorrhoid-related discomfort — helps soothe the soreness and aching associated with hemorrhoids and promotes relief during flares
  • Itching and burning — helps soothe anal itching (often a sign of dry or sensitive perianal skin) and helps soothe burning discomfort, such as that caused by an anal fissure
  • Post-wipe irritation — helps protect delicate skin from friction and irritation when placed on anal area before a bowel movement to decrease the friction irritation from wiping
  • Spicy meal prep — apply before a difficult bathroom trip to help minimize skin irritation particularly spicy meal (you know the ones)
  • Diarrhea skin protection— apply before a bowel movement to help minimize skin irritation from diarrhea.  Especially helpful during diarrhea from colonoscopy preparation
  • Daily moisturizing — promotes ongoing skin hydration and health for the perianal area, just like a daily lip balm routine
  • Prevention — consistent use helps prevent many booty-hole problems before they start
  • Healing and recovery — promotes soothing relief and helps skin recover during and after flares

Formulated by a Surgeon. Made with Plants. Applied by You.

Soothe was developed by a board-certified surgeon who believes caring for your anal health should be as routine — and as shame-free — as moisturizing your face. Made with plant-based ingredients. Backed by surgical expertise. Designed for the skin that works hardest and needs more care & attention.

Use daily as a moisturizer or as needed for targeted relief. If symptoms persist for more than 7 days, consult a physician who specializes in booty-hole problems

Pages

432

Author(s)

Karol Krol

Release date:

February 2019

Publisher(s)

Packt Publishing

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